Because inellhas written Slow Southern Style (http://inell.livejournal.com/754213.html#cutid1), Black Velvet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UTRMP1Uk1k)by Alannah Myles is totally my Jim/Bones song, even though I know that it's actually about Elvis.

Just read the story and you'll know what I mean.